- 1994 Screamin' Jay Hawkins
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- I'm the one your mama warned you about
- When you see me I will leave you no doubt
- I'm the coolest man that ever walked this earth
- I've been the coolest since the day of my birth
- I am the cool
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- I drive a little red sportscar as you plainly can see
- Them young girls I can't keep 'em away from me
- You know Madonna? Well, I saw her yesterday
- Had too many women, so I pushed her away
- Walked in the Paramount Hotel in New York City
- There were seventy-two women waitin' there just for me
- Just one problem with all these women so fine
- So many of 'em, so little time
- I am the cool
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- I wear the coolest clothes that ever could be
- I look so good even Calvin Klein stares at me
- Ray Ban's on my head, a glass of Sherry's in my head
- Well, look at me and the little girls understand
- Someone come up with a gun to steal the Rolex of my wrist
- Two seconds later he was down with one blow of my fist
- I dragged this sorry ass to the town in the middle of the day
- I hung him up on a flagpole with a sign: Don't mess with Screamin' Jay!
- I am the cool
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- The finest restaurants, well, they all know me by my name
- They give me the best table send everyone else away
- [...] on the glass, laughter and and steak tartar
- Finished it off with a fine Cuban cigar
- Ended up back home to my penthouse sweet
- With a fine young lady who's good enough to eat
- She feeds me grapes and cheese and opens a Dom Perignon
- And we made love until the night time is gone
- I am the cool
- Frozen
- Cold
- Ice [...] on her toes
- I am the cool
- I'm winter
- I'm a blizzard
- I make you chill
- I make you want heat
- Cause I'm the cool
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