song "I am the cool" (Robert Lee Duffey, Michael Joseph Keneally)

I'm the one your mama warned you about
When you see me I will leave you no doubt
I'm the coolest man that ever walked this earth
I've been the coolest since the day of my birth
I am the cool

I drive a little red sportscar as you plainly can see
Them young girls I can't keep 'em away from me
You know Madonna? Well, I saw her yesterday
Had too many women, so I pushed her away
Walked into the Paramount Hotel in New York City
There were seventy-two women waitin' there just for me
Just one problem with all these women so fine
So many of 'em, so little time
I am the cool

I wear the coolest clothes that ever could be
I look so good even Calvin Klein stares at me
Ray Ban's on my hat, a glass of Sherry's in my hand
One look at me and the little girls understand
Someone come up with a gun to steal the Rolex of my wrist
Two seconds later he was down with one blow of my fist
I dragged this sorry ass to the town in the middle of the day
I hung him up on a flagpole with a sign: Don't mess with Screamin' Jay!
I am the cool

The finest restaurants, well, they all know me by my name
They gave me the best table and sent everyone else away
Fizzing in the glass, lobster and and steak tartar
Finished it off with a fine Cuban cigar
Ended up back home to my penthouse suite
With a fine young lady who's good enough to eat
She feeds me grapes and cheese and opens a Dom Perignon
And we made love until the night time is gone
I am the cool
Frozen
Cold
Icicles on her toes
I am the cool
I'm winter
I'm a blizzard
I make you chill
I make you want heat
Cause I'm the cool